New Moon

I had a very serious and sad realization this weekend: I am a pedophile*. No, seriously. Let me tell you how I came upon this realization. I went with a couple girlfriends to see New Moon. I already knew that I am seriously addicted to the Twilight series. How do you not love a battle between vampires and werewolves? But, while standing in line, one girlfriend, we'll call her Ms. Adorable, because she's super adorable (obviously) pointed out that Jacob is only 17. And I am in love with Jacob. I was describing why Team Jacob is the way to go. He's loyal and strong and warm and loves Bella indefinitely. And the commercials where he is shirtless... Well! More of those please! It was then that Ms. Adorable told me he was a baby. I even made her pull out her iphone to prove it. Yep. 1992. As It Girl pointed out, that's not event the same DECADE as when I was born! I did the math like 5 times. Every time it came out the same: 17. During the movie, whenever I was drooling over his absolutely amazingly sculpted body, I felt like a pedophile. I hope that that movie doesn't come out on dvd until February, because that's when he turns 18 (thanks wikipedia) and I will no longer be a pedophile.

Ms. Adorable is my friend Mr. Adorable's girlfriend. She is this perfectly adorable girl. That's the only way to describe her. At 29, she has the perfect career and perfect boyfriend, Mr. Adorable. Together, they're The Adorables. No, seriously. She is a dentist. She's incredibly beautiful. And she's probably the nicest, sweetest girl ever. It Girl and I met her when she went with her boyfriend to an event at school. We instantly thought she was the coolest girl and made immediate plans to hang out when New Moon came out. (Her one drawback is that she's on Team Edward. Guess she's not perfect after all!) Mr. Adorable is super cute as well. He's unabashedly in love with her and doesn't care who knows it. He is really smart and very handsome. He's the kind of guy you juts know has a good heart and good soul. They leave each other the sappiest comments on each others facebook pages, but it's not even annoying as with other couples. They're just too darn cute. I'm stoked that they're becoming friends with us, because they're just good people. And I have a rule that I only associate with good people from now on. So, to The Adorables, welcome to the inner circle of Single Girl's friends. You're welcome.


*Disclaimer: There is nothing funny about pedophilia. It's a serious matter. I know this, because I defend the freaky perverts as a living.